Steve's Shitting Room of Fun
Don't like the look of this rogue? Then go back
Full Name: Stepadros Kellissimo
Position in band: Bassist/arsehole
Born: Inverness, 19/1/78
Abuse: steve@lymericksmith.com
Steve goes through jobs like a ferret down a rabbit hole, but behind the unkempt and ever changing hair and the penchant for bizarre humour is a thoughtful person who really just needs someone to listen. From his origins as a long-haired guitar playing hippy, Steve has transformed into a short-haired bass playing hippy of deep artistic sensitivity. For the last few years he has "graced" the people of Devon with his presence, emerging as a poet, writer and argumentalist par excellence with (dare we say it), some letters after his name and a wee scroll in his hand.
What the rest of them say:
"Ever since he slagged off my haircut in third year I have looked up and admired Steve from afar. Must be kinda like beaten wives that always go back to their husbands." - Rory
"He smells a bit but apart from that he's not a bad guy." - Rod
"Gay." - Mckay
"Steve? Oh shit, I don't know." - Pedro
Steve would like to thank:
- The other guys in the band, for being the best friends a misplaced gimp could ever hope to associate himself with.
- All the Inverness "crew" that we are "down with" .yippe yay.
- Eagle Springs '96 and '99: everyone there, for the best craic. i love you people
- Andy Gunn. An excellent mentor and an insparation.
- The people who come up after a gig and tell us it was excellent. both of them
- Kath Adair, Ali Kat, Big Al Mckernnan(show piece), Q & A for being inspirations and the greatest of companions
- The heads in Manchester. Dave, Seth, Mat (mat-choo), Mike in the flat and stevie in the cafe, not forgetting all in the brazz in Altrincham
- My big bro for all his straightness and wastedness, and my family's varying interests
- My folks, who were foolish enough Not to use contraception and are now paying the price. There are not enough words.
- Ramona :o)
- My Grannie Annie who told me, a long time a go that if i was going to be a preformer i had to "get up there and do it boy"
- All the people i have worked with and said i would mention on the first album, or the oscar acceptance speech or what ever. you know who you are, though i may well have forgoten
- The Good people of mankind
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